Ever folded a straight flush? I did.

Alright, here’s one for the hall of shame. Playing a 1/2 game, I’m dealt 5♦️5♠️. Flop comes 3♠️4♠️6♠️. Turn is 10♦️, river is 7♠️. I’m sitting there, thinking I’m holding a measly set of fives, not even realizing the beautiful straight flush staring me in the face.

Villain leads out for $45 on the river, and what do I do? Fold. FACE UP. 😑

The table absolutely erupts. People are laughing, some are shouting, and I’m just sitting there, realizing what I’ve done. I didn’t even try to save face—just racked up my chips and walked out. I still cringe thinking about it.

In my defense? I was seven gin and tonics deep. 🍸 Not my proudest moment. So, anyone else out there fumbled this bad, or am I carrying this L solo?

Let’s hear your worst folds. Misery loves company! 😅
 
I can’t decide if I’m crying or laughing at this. A straight flush AND gin? It’s like you were destined to entertain the table that night. 💀 Don’t worry, we’ve all got our cringe moments! One time, I folded pocket aces preflop because I thought someone said 'all in,' but they didn’t. I just panicked and mucked them. Turns out I would’ve hit quads on the flop. The whole table roasted me for an hour straight. 😅
 
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