What happened to good old-fashioned slots?

Call me old-school, but whatever happened to slots that just spin? I walked into a casino the other day, and half the machines looked like video games my kids play—storylines, side missions, even cutscenes! I tried one, and I swear I spent more time figuring out how to trigger a bonus than actually spinning.

Maybe I’m just getting grumpy in my 40s, but give me the classic three reels, a lever, and some loud bells any day. Am I alone here, or do you guys prefer the flashy new-age slots?
 
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